THE SCRAMBLE

This one is very silly, it's about how i'm really behind on my school work. Also capitalism. (ps. substack is messing with my formatting and I can't fix it)

IT’S TIME FOR THE SCRAMBLE, BABY!

YOU’RE LATE FOR THE ROCK-SLIDE RAT-RACE,

NO HOLDS BARRED!

IT’S TIME TO CRASH! BANG! YOWL! YOUR WAY TO THE TOP,

ITS BUG-GUTS, HEEL-SMASHED, IRRADIATED-GREEN!

IT’S TIME TO FIND GOD AND START PRAYING,

‘CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA NEED HIM TO

PULL AHEAD—PULL AHEAD—PULL AHEAD!

PULL A HEAD OFF, GNASH YOUR TEETH,

BABE, GET A TASTE FOR MAN-FLESH!

DON’T FORGET THE PLEASURE PARTS!

YOU’RE GONNA NEED TO LIKE IT.

IF YOU’RE NOT GAINING, THEY ARE!

THIS IS FOR YOUR LIFE, YEAH?

I’M NOT SURE THAT YOU GET IT YET.

NOT SWIMMING, THEN YOU’RE DROWNING, SEE?

LIKE SHARKS, YOU’VE GOTTA MOOOOVE.

IT’S BEPOP, NON-STOP, SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM TIME.

IT’S POUNCE NOW, DON’T FAIL, BETTER WATCH YOUR FOOTING TIME.

IT’S NOW OR NEVER, CALL YOUR MOM, TELL ‘EM ALL YA LOVE ‘EM TIME.

IT’S THE ROCK-SLIDE, RAT-RACE, PASS ‘EM NOW OR FALL BEHIND!